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He let you have the pants anyway?" she asked. I had started talking about Maxon as soon as I could, eager to know how their conversation had gone. "Yeah. He was very generous about it all." "I think it's charming that he's a good winner." "He is a good winner. He's even gracious when he's gotten the raw end of things." Like a knee to the royal jewels, for example.


Kiera Cass


#funny

Put your feet up, order a drink, and watch the chaos. Civilization is in recline.


Bauvard


#funny #humor #relaxing #funny

Just relax. Everyone around you is working too hard.


Bauvard


#humor #relaxation #work-ethic #funny

What's so funny 'bout peace, love, and world destruction?


James Patterson


#maximum-ride #funny

Who was it that said, “Men are but wheat, and the government is the bread”? Ah yes, that was my grandfather, who shouted that shortly before hurling a loaf of bread at President Hoover during the great depression.


Jarod Kintz


#government #great-depression #herbert-hoover #maxim #metaphor

Okay, so, flying,” I started, taking a deep breath and focusing on the thing I loved most in the world. “Flying is … great. It feels great when you’re doing it. It’s fun. Pure freedom. There’s nothing better.” Dylan smiled, a slow, easy smile that seemed to light up his whole face. “So the first thing we’re going to do,” I told him, “is push you off the roof.


James Patterson


#funny #humor #lol #smile #smooth

Fear is the tax that conscience pays to guilt.


George Sewell


#fear #guilt #pays #tax

I want to do it too!" (sitting motionless) Nudge: "Nope, you stand out like a fart in a church." Max: (muttering) "Appropriately enough." Iggy: "What about me?" (stands still) Max: "No, you're visible." Iggy: "Am not!" Max: (throws a pinecone at him) "Could I do that if I wouldn't see you?


James Patterson


#gazzy #humor #iggy #invisibility #max

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.


Edith Sitwell


#i #i wish #incompetent #pianos #put

But when I make a good [taxidermy] mount I feel like I beat God in a small way. As though the Almighty said, Let such critter be dead, and I said, 'Fuck You, he can still play the banjo.


Christopher Buehlman


#religion #taxidermy #humor






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