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Kids have awkward moments.


Kenan Thompson


#kids #moments

My only companion from the outside world during nineteen years of isolation has been my personal hatred of Thursday Next. It's kind of like the old me suddenly taking over, and I promised myself that this was how I would act if I ever saw you.' 'I have the same thing, but with Tom Stoppard,' I said. 'You'd kill Tom Stoppard?' 'Not at all. I promised myself many years ago that I would throw myself at his feet and scream "I'm not worthy!" if I ever met him, so now if we're ever at the same party or something, I have to be at pains to avoid him. It would be undignified, you see—for him and for me.


Jasper Fforde


#fandom #hatred #humor #humor

I never knew my father. I saw him at a party once, but he never walked over and introduced himself to me.



Jarod Kintz


#father #funny #humor #introduce #introduction

He suddenly began to look wretched, much as I had seen him look as a schoolboy: lonely: awkward: unpopular: odd; no longer the self-confident businessman into which he had grown. His face now brought back the days when one used to watch him plodding off through the drizzle to undertake the long, solitary runs across the dismal fields beyond the sewage farms: runs which were to train him for teams in which he was never included.


Anthony Powell


#socially-inept #unpopularity #music

Even painfully shy and awkward people are not painfully shy or awkward when they are alone. The way to access this natural, comfortable alone-self when you are with others is by choosing to forbid yourself to wonder what "they" are thinking. Instead, force yourself to exist in the instant, then take it- and give it- as it comes.


Augusten Burroughs


#awkward #comfortable #confidence #shy #nature

I talked to him on Christmas, and again on March 5th. Neither one of us hung up the phone that whole time. 



Jarod Kintz


#awkward #christmas #conversation #dead-air #march-

Amy! Sit correctly, you are wearing a dress...feet on the floor and your knees together girl...You are trying to catch a husband, not flies !


Amy Mah


#teenagers #teens-sex-awkward-jocks #vampire #teen

I was never in an awkward position where I had to curb my manhood.


Beanie Sigel


#curb #had #i #manhood #never

I'm actually part of a number of minorities. I grew up being a horribly awkward kid. A terrible student. And now I find myself as a filmmaker, and you feel kind of alone in the world because you're separate from everyone else.


Bryan Singer


#alone #awkward #because #being #else

I find standing and posing for photos very awkward.


Nicole Kidman


#find #i #photos #posing #standing






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