#awkward

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America is at that awkward stage; it's too late to work within the system, but too early to shoot the bastards.


Claire Wolfe


#awkward #bastards #early #late #shoot

I had a fucking standing ovation going on in my goddamn pants, and it was demanding an encore.


Nenia Campbell


#funny #humor #sex #funny

I think when somebody's painting they don't necessarily... I'm not illustrating what I know. I'm mapping out, like topographically, some terrain I am satisfied with, how awkward that mark is.


Julian Schnabel


#awkward #how #i #i am #i think

I always have awkward relationships with the ladies for whatever reason. I don't know and so here we are. I was able to sort of take all of those terrible, terrible, terrible dates and turn them into a money making venture.


Jason Segel


#always #awkward #dates #here #i

Eventually, it is found out but it takes time especially in the conditions when communication is difficult, when the enemy is making it extremely awkward for information to come out, to go.


Joe Slovo


#come #communication #conditions #difficult #enemy

It's easier to floss with barbed wire than admit you like someone in middle school.


Laurie Halse Anderson


#awkwardness #emotion #school #emotion

I felt this awful obligation to be charming or at least have something to say, and the pressure of having to be charming (or merely verbal) incapacitates me.


Peter Cameron


#loner #social-awkwardness #humor

Okay," I said. "Just a normal afternoon and two normal people." She nodded. "And so...hypothetically, if these to people likes each other, what would it take to get the stupid guy to kiss the girl, huh?" "Oh..." I felt like one of Apollo's sacred cows-slow, dumb, and bright red. "Um...


Rick Riordan


#flirting #humor #percy-jackson #rachel-dare #humor

And in a world without heroes, as the movie trailer voice-over guy might say, the slightly awkward can be slightly cool.


Adam Brody


#cool #guy #heroes #might #movie

My only companion from the outside world during nineteen years of isolation has been my personal hatred of Thursday Next. It's kind of like the old me suddenly taking over, and I promised myself that this was how I would act if I ever saw you.' 'I have the same thing, but with Tom Stoppard,' I said. 'You'd kill Tom Stoppard?' 'Not at all. I promised myself many years ago that I would throw myself at his feet and scream "I'm not worthy!" if I ever met him, so now if we're ever at the same party or something, I have to be at pains to avoid him. It would be undignified, you see—for him and for me.


Jasper Fforde


#fandom #hatred #humor #humor