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What's my age again?


Blink-182


#awesome #blink- #age

Surviving cancer is cool, but surviving old age is cooler.



Jarod Kintz


#awesome #bizarre #cancer #funny #humor

The new girl looked up and caught me looking at her.I looked away, but it wasbto late. I tried not to smile, but I was embarrassed, and that only made me smile more. she didn't seem to notice.


Kami Garcia


#beauty

Pics or it didn't happen." "Dude, little busy for pics. You know, throwing flame.


Rachel Caine


#black-dawn #flame-throwers #michael-glass #shane-collins #business

Google “brooklyn writer” and you’ll get, Did you mean: the future of literature as we know it?


Colson Whitehead


#brooklyn #funny #writers #funny

And you'd think that killing people would make them like you, but it doesn't. It just- it just makes them dead.


Joe Walker (as Voldemort in AVPM)


#joe-walker #supermegafoxyawesomehot #totally-awesome #voldemort #wise-words

Don't get stabbed. It makes everything awkward.


Maureen Johnson


#awkward #funny #maureen-johnson #shades-of-london #funny

At least you left out the oh-my-God sauce this time." "Made myself a batch with it," Shane said. "It's got the biohazard sticker on it in the fridge, so don't bitch if you get flamed.


Rachel Caine


#chilli #funny #morganville-vampires #funny

Its a good thing I'm here, big guy, because you have shit taste in friends." Okay, I said the last part intentionally, knowing how Aaron would react. And right on cue, Aaron said: "He's not my friend!" "Well, I guess that settles it, Nick. You're not going to be rebound guy because, despite your predictions of woe, Aaron and I aren't breaking up. I'd say that we'll see you around, but I doubt that'll happen since you don't even rate friend status.


Cardeno C.


#funny-as-hell #m-m-romance #funny

I don’t worry about identity theft, because I don’t even know who I am as a person. So if I’m not even in possession of my own identity, how can it be stolen from me?



Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #funny #humor #random #random-thought