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Google “brooklyn writer” and you’ll get, Did you mean: the future of literature as we know it?


Colson Whitehead


#brooklyn #funny #writers #funny

At least you left out the oh-my-God sauce this time." "Made myself a batch with it," Shane said. "It's got the biohazard sticker on it in the fridge, so don't bitch if you get flamed.


Rachel Caine


#chilli #funny #morganville-vampires #funny

Its a good thing I'm here, big guy, because you have shit taste in friends." Okay, I said the last part intentionally, knowing how Aaron would react. And right on cue, Aaron said: "He's not my friend!" "Well, I guess that settles it, Nick. You're not going to be rebound guy because, despite your predictions of woe, Aaron and I aren't breaking up. I'd say that we'll see you around, but I doubt that'll happen since you don't even rate friend status.


Cardeno C.


#funny-as-hell #m-m-romance #funny

At that moment, Harry fully understood for the first time why people said Dumbledore was the only wizard Voldemort had ever feared. The look upon Dumbledore's face as he stared down at the unconscious form of Mad-Eye moody was more terrible than Harry could have ever imagined. There was no benign smile upon Dumbledore's face, no twinkle in the eyes behind the spectacles. There was cold fury in every line of the ancient face; a sense of power radiated from Dumbledore as though he were giving off burning heat.


J.K. Rowling


#badass #dumbledore #harry-potter #j-k-rowling #power

Leave the fireworks for those who cast no spark of their own.


Karen Abbott


#chicago #inspirational #whores #inspirational

Alcoholism is...an incurable disease. You will have it for life. Just like you can't turn a pickle back into a cucumber.


Hideo Azuma


#life

I have always lived violently, drunk hugely, eaten too much or not at all, slept around the clock or missed two nights of sleeping, worked too hard and too long in glory, or slobbed for a time in utter laziness. I've lifted, pulled, chopped, climbed, made love with joy and taken my hangovers as a consequence, not as a punishment.


John Steinbeck


#love

I like a little fight in my girls." She grinned at him,causing blood to dribble down her chin. "Then you're going to love me.


Kady Cross


#love

Learn to appreciate the things you have in the life you're living. It is your present.


Adem Spahic


#awesome #life #life-is-beautiful #living #present

money is to spend not to save so when you die you have money you could of spent!


anounimous


#money






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