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#awesome

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #awesome




Do I want to change the world? To a certain extent yeah. It needs to be changed... it needs a kick up the ass.


Green Day


#change

Life is actually a series of encounters in which one event may change those that follow in a wholly unpredictable, even devastating way.


Michael Chrichton


#change

You would have made a fine warrior, you know that?" I am one. Death is my enemy." Yeah, it is, isn't it." God, it made such sense that he'd bonded with her. She was a fighter… like him. "Your scalpel's your dagger." Yup.


J.R. Ward


#cute #inspirational #death

Life is short, have dessert first.


Joan Smith


#life

And you'd think that killing people would make them like you, but it doesn't. It just- it just makes them dead.


Joe Walker (as Voldemort in AVPM)


#joe-walker #supermegafoxyawesomehot #totally-awesome #voldemort #wise-words

Don't get stabbed. It makes everything awkward.


Maureen Johnson


#awkward #funny #maureen-johnson #shades-of-london #funny

I don’t worry about identity theft, because I don’t even know who I am as a person. So if I’m not even in possession of my own identity, how can it be stolen from me?



Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #funny #humor #random #random-thought

There may be a sucker born every minute, but every 30 seconds a lollipop pops out.



Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #funny #humor #random #random-thought

She asked if I found what she was telling me very exciting, and I managed to yelp out “very” while yawning.



Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #funny #humor #random #random-thought

I always wear gloves, so at any moment I could commit a crime and not be worried about fingerprints. Plus, it saves on buying hand sanitizer.



Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #funny #humor #random #random-thought






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