#average

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #average




If I had to describe myself to an alien I'd say I was bigger than the average human, enjoy a drink or two with a good meal and have a bigger head than most. I'd also say I'm really handsome - especially if they were a female alien.


Dwayne Johnson


#also #average #bigger #describe #drink

An average working day begins at 8 or 9 am, includes an hour for lunch, and ends at 5 or 6 pm.


Peter Straub


#average #begins #day #ends #hour

On the average, five times as many people read the headline as read the body copy. When you have written your headline, you have spent eighty cents out of your dollar.


David Ogilvy


#body #cents #copy #dollar #eighty

I have never retired - I have averaged 40 working weeks a year since 1933.


Sally Rand


#i #never #retired #since #weeks

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.


Andy Rooney


#average #average person #dog #nicer #person

Average. It was the worst, most disgusting word in the English language. Nothing meaningful or worthwhile ever came from that word.


Portia de Rossi


#portia-de-rossi #unbearable-lightness #english

The average IQ in America is—and this can be proven mathematically—average.


P.J. O'Rourke


#humour #iq-tests #maths #math

I think the average person thinks I'm a nut and I deserve whatever happens to me.


Mike Tyson


#average person #deserve #happens #i #i think

The average is that which no person quite ever is.


Robert Anton Wilson


#ever #person #quite #which

I'm an average citizen and always have been.


Sandy Adams


#average #been #citizen #i