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Many baseball fans look upon an umpire as a sort of necessary evil to the luxury of baseball, like the odor that follows an automobile.


Christy Mathewson


#automobile #baseball #evil #fans #follows

I shall be an autocrat: that's my trade. And the good Lord will forgive me: that's his.


Catherine II


#forgive #forgive me #give me #good #good lord

It was a sort of car that seemed to have a faculty for motion with an absolute lack of any accompanying sound whatsoever. This was probably illusory; it must have been, internal combustion engines being what they are, tires being what they are, brakes and gears being what they are, even raspy street-surfacing being what it is. Yet the illusion outside the hotel entrance was a complete one. Just as there are silencers that, when affixed to automatic hand-weapons, deaden their reports, so it was as if this whole massive car body were encased in something of that sort. For, first, there was nothing out there, nothing in sight there. Then, as though the street-bed were water and this bulky black shape were a grotesque gondola, it came floating up out of the darkness from nowhere. And then suddenly, still with no sound whatsoever, there it was at a halt, in position. It was like a ghost-car in every attribute but the visual one. In its trancelike approach and halt, in its lightlessness, in its enshrouded interior, which made it impossible to determine (at least without lowering one's head directly outside the windows and peering in at nose-tip range) if it were even occupied at all, and if so by whom and by how many. You could visualize it scuttling fleetly along some overshadowed country lane at dead of night, lightless, inscrutable, unidentifiable, to halt perhaps beside some inky grove of trees, linger there awhile undetected, then glide on again, its unaccountable errand accomplished without witness, without aftermath. A goblin-car that in an earlier age would have fed folklore and rural legend. Or, in the city, you could visualize it sliding stealthily along some warehouse-blacked back alley, curving and squirming in its terrible silence, then, as it neared the mouth and would have emerged, creeping to a stop and lying there in wait, unguessed in the gloom. Lying here in wait for long hours, like some huge metal-cased predatory animal, waiting to pounce on its prey. Sudden, sharp yellow spurts of fangs, and then to whirl and slink back into anonymity the way it came, leaving the carcass of its prey huddled there and dead. Who was there to know? Who was there to tell? ("The Number's Up")


Cornell Woolrich


#car #folklore #ghost-car #noir #age

We want to reduce the size of government in half as a percentage of GNP over the next 25 years. We want to reduce the number of people depending on government so there is more autonomy and more free citizens.


Grover Norquist


#citizens #depending #free #free citizens #gnp

Forget about being world famous, it's hard enough just getting the automatic doors at the supermarket to acknowledge our existence.


Doug Coupland


#acknowledge #automatic #being #doors #enough

If you say a modern celebrity is an adulterer, a pervert and a drug addict, all it means is that you've read his autobiography.


P. J. O'Rourke


#autobiography #celebrity #drug addict #his #means

Our educational system is like an automobile which has strong rear lights, brightly illuminating the past. But looking forward things are barely discernible.


Hermann Oberth


#barely #brightly #discernible #educational #forward

'Nil By Mouth' was a bit autobiographical, but as I always pointed out at the time, that's not my dad.


Gary Oldman


#autobiographical #bit #dad #i #i always

When you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned.


Marie Osmond


#automatic #baby #earned #get #get married

In this one book are the two most interesting personalities in the whole world - God and yourself. The Bible is the story of God and man, a love story in which you and I must write our own ending, our unfinished autobiography of the creature and the Creator.


Fulton Oursler


#bible #book #creator #creature #ending






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