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(backpacker having conversation with Lizzie the Australian main character) Backpacker: 'What's the drinking age in Australia?' 'eighteen' 'is that enforced' Lizzie thought for a second before answering seriously, 'yes, they make us drink


Catherine Deveny


#backpacker #drinking #humourous #age

Australians are very unfair in this way. They spend half of any conversation insisting that the country's dangers are vastly overrated and that there's nothing to worry about, and the other half telling you how six months ago their Uncle Bob was driving to Mudgee when a tiger snake slid out from under the dashboard and bit him on the groin, but that it's okay now because he's off the life support machine and they've discovered he can communicate with eye blinks.


Bill Bryson


#communication

I want to make sure we are presenting to the South Australian people a Government that is open and accountable. I want to make sure that we maintain public confidence in government at all levels.


Jay Weatherill


#australian #confidence #government #i #levels

I used to have 30 different species of tarantulas, as well as two Australian scorpions that are considered the deadliest in the world. If stung by one, a person would die in 30 minutes. But when I had kids I had to get rid of them, of course. Those were intense!


Jonathan Davis


#australian #considered #course #deadliest #die

Across the board, Australian films need to have a lot more money spent on selling them.


Hugo Weaving


#australian #board #films #lot #money

We have lost all our big Australian industries and icons, including Qantas when it sold 25 % of its shares and a controlling interest to British Airways.


Pauline Hanson


#australian #big #british #controlling #icons

I wasn't aware of my dad being an actor when I was young. I remember there was an Australian children's entertainer on television called Ralph Harris and when I'd say my father was an actor, kids would say, you know, 'oh, is he Ralph Harris?' And I had to say no and then they would lose interest.


Jared Harris


#australian #aware #being #called #children

Well, I'm half Australian, half English and I live in London. That is the only reason I came upon this story. My Australian mother, Meredith Hooper, was invited in late 2007 by some Australian friends to make up a token Australian audience in a tiny fringe theater play reading of an unproduced, unrehearsed play called 'The King's Speech.'


Tom Hooper


#australian #called #came #english #friends

It's beyond belief that any Australian could be so stupid as to carry drugs into any country in Asia.


John Howard


#asia #australian #belief #beyond #carry

I'm in love with the city. You can impress an Australian with a city, but you can't impress them with a beach.


Rose Byrne


#beach #city #i #impress #love






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