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New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you.


David Letterman


#apart #civilization #falls #new #new york

The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then he's alive, then dead, then alive. It's just confusing. Today they showed videotape, and Saddam was speaking at his own funeral.


David Letterman


#big #confusing #dead #debate #funeral

The weather here is gorgeous. It's mild and feels like it's in the eighties. The hot dog vendors got confused because of the weather and thought it was spring, so they accidentally changed the hot dog water in their carts.


David Letterman


#because #carts #changed #confused #dog

USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.


David Letterman


#come #every #four #make #make up

We have defeated Saddam Hussein and Iraq. The good news is Iraq is ours, and the bad news is Iraq is ours.


David Letterman


#bad news #defeated #good #good news #hussein

We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is working very hard. He has sent a letter of apology to the Chinese. And, he's also given them a gift certificate for future nuclear secrets.


David Letterman


#apology #bombed #certificate #chinese #clinton

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.


Sam Levenson


#does #going #keep #keep going #watch

Wherever we've travelled in this great land of ours, we've found that people everywhere are about 90% water.


David Letterman


#everywhere #found #great #land #ours

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.


Oscar Levant


#beats #dining #schizophrenia

Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.


Oscar Levant


#find #hollywood #phony #real #strip






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