#assistant

A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.' ↗

— Tommy Cooper

#around #assistant #blind #bloke #calls

Later in that administration, I was asked to take a job which I had to turn down as Assistant Secretary of State for Economic Affairs because we were just then putting together the merger of two small law firms that became this law firm. I couldn't leave them at that point. ↗

— Lloyd Cutler

#affairs #asked #assistant #became #because

I don't know how it is now but the assistant stage manager had to understudy several parts. You had to be ready to go on at any time if the actor couldn't make it to the play. I didn't think anything of it. ↗

— Glenn Ford

#any #anything #assistant #go #had

I thought I would attend school and get an assistant position and work my way up but being in NY and seeing the pace of everything, is very inspiring. ↗

— Alexander Wang

#attend #being #everything #get #i

There's this wonderful first assistant and he'll be saying, 'Now Harry goes down among the dragons.' You have to hold yourself together. Because if you lose it for a second then you're sunk. ↗

— Maggie Smith

#assistant #because #down #dragons #first

A manager is an assistant to his men. ↗

— Thomas J. Watson

#his #manager #men

I've been an assistant for seven years now and I haven't had one head coaching interview. I'm doing something wrong. ↗

— Patrick Ewing

#been #coaching #doing #had #haven

If I need something, even a pair of socks, my assistant has to get them for me. ↗

— Patricia Velasquez

#even #get #i #me #need

Ford used to come to work in a big car with two Admiral's flags, on each side of the car. His assistant would be there with his accordion, playing, Hail to the Chief. ↗

— Richard Widmark

#admiral #assistant #big #car #chief

The first person who contacted us was the assistant to President Eisenhower... in the White House. ↗

— Betty Hill

#contacted #eisenhower #first #house #person