#arte

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I think I am, therefore, I am... I think.


George Carlin


#humor #philosophy #subjectivity #humor

Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares!


Eoin Colfer


#foaly #humor #humour #humor

Really, I'm trying to care, Artemis, really. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the fat lady sings. Well, she's singing, but it doesn't appear to be over


Eoin Colfer


#colfer #colony #demons #eoin #fowl

Felix believed that the answer to every problem involved penguins; but it wasn't fair to birds, and I was getting tired of teleporting them back home. Somewhere in Antarctica, a whole flock of Magellanic penguins were undergoing psychotherapy.


Rick Riordan


#humor #kane-chronicles #humor

Why can't we for once have a meeting in Starbucks?


Eoin Colfer


#butler #eoin-colfer #humor #humor

Waitress: "And to drink?" Artemis: "Spring water. Irish, if you have it. And no ice, please. As your ice is no doubt made from tap water, which rather defeats the purpose of spring water.


Eoin Colfer


#humor

...I just pulled a pretty big job and needed to hide out for awhile." "...Where's all the loot?" "That, as my cousin Nord would say, is where my improvised lie falls apart." Artemis put two and two together and arrived at a very unpleasant four. "You were here to rob me!" "No, I wasn't. How dare you?!


Eoin Colfer


#humor #mulch #theif #humor

Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?" Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.


Eoin Colfer


#artemis-fowl-humor #funny #relativity #time-travel #funny

Stupid. Stupid. Foaly, we are both imbeciles. I don't expect lateral thinking from the LEP, but from you..." ... "What is it?" [Holly] asked, afraid of the answer, which must surely be terrible. "Yeah," agreed Foaly, who always had time to feel insulted. "Why am I an imbecile?


Eoin Colfer


#foaly #holly #humor #humor

Crouched on the roof between BEx and Liz, I wasn't a girl who had just broken up with her boyfriend; I looked at my watch and check my gear instead of crying. I had a mission objective and not a broken heart.


Ally Carter


#breaking-up #romance #spies #teen-spies #love