#armpits

My armpits are not only rank, but they’re ranked number one in customer satisfaction. Try them for free or your money back. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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#armpits #bizarre #customer-satisfaction #customers #free

If I could make money making armpit farts, I would. But since I can't, I teach. And write. ↗

— Richard B. Knight

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#farts #teaching #writing #money