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I can understand bitchiness in any language.


Richelle Mead


#humor #retort #richelle-mead #snarkiness #age

I feel the only thing you can do about life is to preserve it, by art if you're an artist, by children if you're not.


Philip Larkin


#children #letters-to-monica #philip-larkin #poem #poet

The way humans hunt for parking and the way animals hunt for food are not as different as you might think.


Tom Vanderbilt


#parking #food

Get there early because hope does not park your mother-fucking car.


Jon Stewart


#obama #parking #humor

He parks in the far corner of the lot, explaining that it is more logical to do this and then walk for fifteen seconds than it is to spend fifteen minutes looking for a closer space.


Neal Stephenson


#parking #life

When prescribing one of the drugs I take, my doctor warned me of a common side effect: exaggerated, intensely vivid dreams. To be honest, I've never really noticed the difference. I've always dreamt big.


Michael J. Fox


#parkinson-s #dreams

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You will not pass!” Roman thundered. Great. Now he had decided he was Gandalf.


Ilona Andrews


#funny #gandalf #gunmetal-magic #ilona-andrews #lotr

I have a form of Parkinson's disease, which I don't like. My legs don't move when my brain tells them to. It's very frustrating.


George H. W. Bush


#disease #form #frustrating #i #legs

When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.


Erma Bombeck


#bathroom #call #child #dog #doing






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