#apple pie

Statistics are to baseball what a flaky crust is to Mom's apple pie. ↗

— Harry Reasoner

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Violence against women is as American as apple pie. ↗

— Gwen Moore

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Pessimism is as American as apple pie - frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese. ↗

— George Will

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Don't get fancy. Have you cooked an apple pie? You don't know what you did wrong? Do this: Take two or three apples. Put them on a table. Study them. ↗

— Paul Prudhomme

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