#apple pie

The sex with Mandy was good, but it wasn't like warm apple pie. ↗

— Wilmer Valderrama

#apple pie #good #like #pie #sex

A girl came up to me in a bar and said she wanted to be my apple pie. I wish I'd said something cool, but I was stunned. ↗

— Jason Biggs

#apple #apple pie #bar #came #girl

The older I get, the more I become an apple pie, sparkling cider kind of guy. ↗

— Scott Foley

#apple pie #become #cider #get #guy

Pessimism is as American as apple pie - frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese. ↗

— George Will

#apple #apple pie #cheese #frozen #pessimism