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I stepped closer still. He closed his eyes again and covered my hand with his own. 'You smell of violets. You always smell of violets,' he said. 'You've no idea how many times I have walked these moors and smelled them and thought you were near. On and on I walked, following the scent of you, and you were never there. When I saw you in the hall tonight, I thought I had finally gone mad.


Deanna Raybourn


#romance #romantic #love

Orion brightened. "I have an idea." "Yes?" said Foaly, daring to hope that a spark of Artemis remained. "Why don't we look for some magic stones that can grant wishes? Or, if that doesn't work, you could search my naked body for some mysterious birthmark that means I am actually the prince of somewhere or other.


Eoin Colfer


#atlantis #birthmarks #complex #foaly #humor

Which is your bad shoulder?" His brows knit together. "The left," he said carefully. She slugged him in the right. He staggered. Steadied himself. Grinned. "Is that like some weird Wyoming mating ritual thing I should know about?" "Damn you," she cried, flying into his arms. Finally. "Damn you, damn you, damn you!" He wrapped his arms around her, held her tight. "I'm sorry. I'm sorry I was such a coward.


Cindy Gerard


#cindy-gerard #funny #happy-ending #humor #love

Laura's problem was that she kept casting men in roles they weren't suited for. Like lovely Josh, casting him in the role of decent, kind house-husband, the perfect partner, the modern male, when - what was it that she'd actually loved about him, really? Laura tried to think, and couldn't come up with an answer. He was a great man - kind, funny, clever, hard working - but there was no way he was the man for her, she realised now. Why hadn't she seen it?


Harriet Evans


#funny

Wow,” she said. “Do you realise how wonderful you sound?” “Yes, I do,” he said with a firm nod. “And I think I’m underappreciated.


Robyn Carr


#cute #funny #humour #romance #romantic

I want to make love like the most romantic thing ever, but I just don’t know how to go about learning how to fornicate like a flower.


Jarod Kintz


#fornicate #humor #make-love #romantic #humor

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a thirty-something woman in possession of a satisfying career and fabulous hairdo must be in want of very little


Shannon Hale


#romantic-humor #humor

What the hell was she doing on the nonhostage side of a handgun?


Suzanne Brockmann


#humour #military-romance #romance #romantic-suspense #funny

We plant, God grows" ~ R. Alan Woods [2012]


R. Alan Woods


#growing #multiply #planting #r-alan-woods #r-alan-woods

How do you know?” “Well, I don’t, I’m making this up, but I bet I’m right.


Robyn Carr


#cute #funny #humour #romance #romantic






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