#anita

Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright. ↗

— Laurell K. Hamilton

#bad-ass #funny #funny

Can the sarcasm,' he said. 'Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned. ↗

— Laurell K. Hamilton

#funny #funny

One thing I've learned about vampires--they keep pulling new rabbits out of their cloaks. Big, fanged, carnivorous bunnies that'll eat your eyeballs if you're not paying attention. ↗

— Laurell K. Hamilton

#bad-ass #funny #funny

The sanitary and mechanical age we are now entering makes up for the mercy it grants to our sense of smell by the ferocity with which it assails our sense of hearing. ↗

— Havelock Ellis

#entering #ferocity #grants #hearing #makes

I sang with Anita Bryant in the Southern Baptist churches. ↗

— Kathie Lee Gifford

#baptist #bryant #churches #i #sang

The obvious issue is providing clean drinking water and sanitation to every single human being on earth at the cost of little more than one year of the Kyoto treaty. ↗

— Bjorn Lomborg

#clean #cost #drinking #drinking water #earth

I like to think of myself as a humanitarian. ↗

— Seal

#i #like #myself #think

I just don't believe in helping people who are going to torture me. Though I don't see any bamboo slivers. How can you possibly torture someone without bamboo slivers? ↗

— Laurell K. Hamilton

#bad-ass #funny #funny

All human males were as fascinated with cars as they were with breasts. ↗

— Anita Clenney

#awaken-the-highland-warrior #breasts #bree #cars #faelan

It doesn't make a lot of sense for us to borrow money from the Chinese to go give to another country for humanitarian aid. We ought to get the Chinese to take care of the people. ↗

— Leon Panetta

#another #borrow #care #chinese #country