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At the door, Audrey called, "Are you coming?" "No, just breathing hard, love." He glanced at her and was rewarded by an outraged glare, followed by, "Oh, my God!


Ilona Andrews


#fate-s-edge #funny #ilona-andrews #kaldar #the-edge

He had the prettiest hair she had ever seen on a man: dark brown, almost black, and soft like sable, it fell down to his shoulders. She wondered what he'd do if she threw some mud in it. Probably kill her.


Ilona Andrews


#cerise #funny #hair #ilona-andrews #the-edge

Audrey turned to him, a sly little spark hiding in her eyes. "THe only man who gets to call me'love' would be waking up next to me after a very, very fun night. Fun night. Oh yes. "Guess what?" She leaned closer. "You will never be that man.


Ilona Andrews


#fate-s-edge #fun #funny #ilona-andrews #kaldar

I paused with the pen in my hand. "He burst into flames?" "He became engulfed in fire." "Was his buddy made out of orange rocks and at any point yell, 'It's clobbering time'?


Ilona Andrews


#ilona-andrews #kate #magic-bleeds #ilona-andrews

Too much excitement, Your Majesty?” I asked. “He was standing too close.” “He was asking about Andrea.” “Too close. I didn’t like it.” Curran wrapped his arm around my shoulders and started walking, steering me away from the group. His Possessive Majesty in all of his glory.


Ilona Andrews


#ilona-andrews

I also stole a small yellow doughnut from the box of Duncan's doughnuts in the rec room and fed it to the attack poodle in my office. He made a great production of it. First, he growled at the doughnut, just to show it who was boss. Then he nudged it with his nose. Then he licked it, until finally he snagged it into his mouth and chomped it with great pleasure, dropping crumbs all over the carpet.


Ilona Andrews


#ilona-andrews #magic-bleeds #ilona-andrews

Rene, you want us to find you-don't-know-who and to retrieve his you-don't-know-what for you-won't-tell-me-whom?


Ilona Andrews


#kate #magic-slays #rene #ilona-andrews

Would you like to work here with me? We have no clients and the pay is shit.


Ilona Andrews


#kate #ilona-andrews

Say 'pop.'" "Pop?" "That was the sound of me pulling your head out of your ass.


Ilona Andrews


#ilona-andrews #kate #magic-slays #ilona-andrews

They really kicked me out?" "Refunded the tuition and everything." Julie blinked a couple of times coming to grips with this tidbit. "So what happens now?" "I expect you'll be a bum. Homeless and jobless begging on the street for a crust of bread..." "Kate." "Oh, alright, I suppose if you come by the office once in a while I'll give you a sandwich. You can squat in the office on the floor when it gets too cold outside. We can even get you a little blanket to lie on...


Ilona Andrews


#julie #kate #magic-slays #ilona-andrews






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