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Kate's Speciality: Killing things, with much bloodshed. Talking trash, infuriating authority. Driving Beast Lord crazy.


Ilona Andrews


#ilona-andrews-website #kate-daniels #magic-bleeds #funny

I’ve come to ask you where Seth is.” "Funny,” said Andrea. “We were going to ask you the same thing.” I was taken aback. “How would I know?” They both just stared. "I don’t!


Richelle Mead


#georgina-kincaid #terry-mortensen #funny

Did I hurt you in the parking lot?" "No, m'lady. I fell, so I could put a tracker on your car." Great.


Ilona Andrews


#fate-s-edge #funny #george #ilona-andrews #the-edge

The only way to make sure that the Hand didn't get to you would have been to kill your brother. I could've done it, but I didn't. I just gave him some drugs." "You gave an addict in rehab drugs, and you want credit for it?" "Of course it sounds bad when you put it that way.


Ilona Andrews


#audrey #fate-s-edge #funny #ilona-andrews #kaldar

And I meant to tell you: that was a one-in-a-thousand shot." She raised her hand. "Don't." "It was awesome," George confirmed. "It really was," Jack said. "His head exploded.


Ilona Andrews


#fate-s-edge #funny #george #ilona-andrew #jack

She put her hand on her hip. "Where are you going?" "To the boat. You called me Lord Bill again. That means we're cool." Cerise slapped her forehead with the heel of her hand and followed him.


Ilona Andrews


#cerise #funny #ilona-andrews #lord-bill #the-edge

He hung his head. “Am I punished?” “Yes. I’m too mad to punish you right now. We’ll talk about it when we get home. Go brush your teeth, comb your hair, put on dry clothes, and get the guns. We’re going to Wal-Mart.


Ilona Andrews


#ilona-andrews #on-the-edge #wal-mart #walmart #home

Georgie, stop trying to resurrect the shoes. They were never alive in the first place.


Ilona Andrews


#ilona-andrews #kids #on-the-edge #humor

I hit him on the back of the neck. He submerged. Help. I've drowned the Beast Lord.


Ilona Andrews


#drowning #humor #ilona-andrews #kate #magic-strikes

It became known that I had a rather fertile imagination, when it came to private activities." She stared. "What sort of private activities?" This time he did smile, and it turned his face wicked. "Disrobe, and I'll be happy to demonstrate.


Ilona Andrews


#ilona-andrews #on-the-edge #rose #imagination