#amusing

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Love Rocks The De La Cruz's World


P.T. Macias


#erotic #exciting #fun #hot #love

It's rather amusing at my advanced age to become a sex symbol.


John Forsythe


#advanced age #age #amusing #become #rather

His fingers lightly grazed my cheek. "I didn't know you before. When you're not there, I can't concentrate. I'm wondering where you are, what you're doing...if you're there and I can see you, I can see you, I can focus. I know it's crazy, but that's how it is." "And crazy is exactly the way I like it," I said, leaning up to kiss his lips. "Obviously," America muttered under breath.


Jamie McGuire


#beautiful-disaster #crazy #funny #humour #love

Other people say: hold on, if he's carrying the entire universe in a sack, right, that means he's carrying himself and the sack inside the sack, because the universe contains everything. Including him. And the sack, of course. Which contains him and the sack already. As it were. To which the reply is: well?


Terry Pratchett


#religion #religion

I'd say I'm the opposite of someone that has the urge to stand in front of strangers and make them laugh, but the idea of getting up and telling a story and people finding it amusing always appealed to me.


Eric Bana


#amusing #appealed #finding #front #getting

The Devil answer'd: bray a fool in a morter with wheat, yet shall not his folly be beaten out of him; if Jesus Christ is the greatest man, you ought to love him in the greatest degree; now hear how he has given his sanction to the law of ten commandments: did he not mock at the sabbath, and so mock the sabbaths God? murder those who were murder'd because of him? turn away the law from the woman taken in adultery? steal the labor of others to support him? bear false witness when he omitted making a defense before Pilate? covet when he pray'd for his disciples, and when he bid them shake off the dust of their feet against such as refused to lodge them? I tell you, no virtue can exist without breaking these ten commandments; Jesus was all virtue, and acted from impulse, not from rules.


William Blake


#heresy #iconoclasm #intuitive-ethics #religion #sophistry

At first, I only laughed at myself. Then I noticed that life itself is amusing. I've been in a generally good mood ever since.


Marilyn vos Savant


#been #ever #first #generally #good

May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch


Keisha Keenleyside


#anger #funny #happy #humor #humour

He sat staring before him, seeing nothing but a long line of Mortimers, inexhaustable and prolific to the end of time.


Edith Pargeter


#family #rivalry #family

I spend most of my life naked. In fact, I often have to be told by the people around me that it's inappropriate to be as naked as I am.


Adam Levine


#funny #hot #funny