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Hate. Huh. He'd never hated himself. If anything, he'd always liked himself a little too much. Once, a human female had even accused him of picturing his own face while he climaxed. He hadn't denied it, either, and next time he'd slept with her, he'd made sure to scream, "Strider" at the pivotal moment." --Strider, keeper of the demon of Defeat--


Gena Showalter


#demon #ego #gena-showalter #humor #romance

Marcus: Cherry? Jillian: My ten-year-old niece. Marcus: She's named after a piece of fruit? Jillian nodded. Jillian: So is her twin sister, Apple. Marcus: You're kidding me. Jillian: Unfortunately, I'm serious. Their father is fond of fruit pies and thought it would be cute. Marcus: And their mother didn't protest? Jillian: She thinks Steven's cute, so she gives him whatever he wants.


Gena Showalter


#gena-showalter #humor #humor

We must shift the energy policy debate in America with an increased focus on alternative and renewable fuels and Congress must pass meaningful alternative fuels and incentive programs to help move the U.S. away from dependence on foreign oil.


Rick Renzi


#america #away #congress #debate #dependence

Having a man this good looking begging me for sex was the best therapy I could ask for.


Lucy Robinson


#ego-boost #love

You should never start a company with the goal of getting rich. Your goal should be making something you believe in and making a company that will last. Excerpt From: Walter, Isaacson. “Steve Jobs.” Simon & Schuster, 2011-10-23T21:00:00+00:00. iBooks. This material may be protected by copyright.


Walter Isaacson


#inspirational #mike-markkula #steve-jobs #walter-isaacson #inspirational

Time that is spent dwelling on the past will surely continue in your present moment - and the future.


Michelle Cruz-Rosado


#living-in-the-present #the-future #the-past-cannot-be-altered #inspirational

What is more precious: a thousand answers derived from one question? Or, one answer…from a thousand questions?


G.F. Smith


#inspiration #literary #metaphysics #paranormal #religion

The famous passage from her book is often erroneously attributed to the inaugural address of Nelson Mandela. About the misattribution Williamson said, "Several years ago, this paragraph from A Return to Love began popping up everywhere, attributed to Nelson Mandela's 1994 inaugural address. As honored as I would be had President Mandela quoted my words, indeed he did not. I have no idea where that story came from, but I am gratified that the paragraph has come to mean so much to so many people.


Marianne Williamson


#forgiveness

Hier denkt man in einfachen mathematischen Kategorien. Wer arbeitet, schafft Geld heran, wer im Ruhestand ist, gibt es aus.


Núria Añó


#deutsche-sprache #german #humor #inspirational #leben

We owe it to our children to be better stewards of the environment. The alternative? - a world without whales. It's too terrible to imagine.


Pierce Brosnan


#better #children #environment #imagine #our






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