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Yeah, okay. You're right. I was having dinner with Zombie Carl the other night. You know, steak, rare, and a bottle of vintage type A. He told me all his secrets, but too bad for you I promised him I wouldn't tell. In exchange I asked him to gather his best undead buddies and stalk me through my friend's yard. And oh, yeah, it was totally fine if they wanted to use me as an all-night-dinner buffet, because having organs is SO last year.


Gena Showalter


#funny #zombies #funny

Speak in French when you can’t think of the English for a thing-- turn your toes out when you walk--- And remember who you are!


Lewis Carroll


#alice-in-wonderland #french #humor #lewis-carroll #remember

He ignored me, thank God, saying to Kat, "Let go of Frosty's leash. You're choking the life out of him." Kat's eyes narrowed to tiny slits, a sure sign of her aggression. "He deserves to choke. He didn't keep little frosty in his pants this summer." the words snapped like a whip. "He did." Cole snapped back with unwavering confidence. "Not." "Did." "Not!" "Did," "Not, not, not!" she shouted with a stomp of her foot. "What are we five?" Cole said. "Six.


Gena Showalter


#cole #hilarious #kat #life

When Juliet came flying down the hallway, Stella didn't recognize her friend. Juliet hadn't bothered with makeup; she was wearing a nightgown underneath her raincoat and had on plastic flip-flops. This was the way loved walked in, barely dressed, confused, panic-stricken, overcome, not caring what anyone thought or what they believed.


Alice Hoffman


#life #life-and-living #love #life

Running along the bank was a white rabbit wearing a waistcoat and looking worriedly at a clock. Appearing and disappearing at various points on both banks was a dark blue British police telephone booth, out of which a perplexed-looking man holding a screwdriver would periodically emerge. A group of dwarf bandits could be seen disappearing into a hole in the sky. "Time travelers," said Nobodaddy in a voice of gentle disgust. "They're everywhere these days.


Salman Rushdie


#doctor #time-travel #life

What did dead mean, Ray wondered. It meant lost, it meant frozen, it meant gone.


Alice Sebold


#the-lovely-bones #love

Leaving the person I love in danger and continuing to live on is the same as being dead. -Hyuga, Natsume


Tachibana Higuchi


#gakuen-alice #love #love

This is ridiculous! I am going to look like I just hopped out of the hooker version of Alice in Wonderland.


Jessica Fortunato


#costume #hooker #love #ridiculous #love

There then occurred the first and only paranormal incident of my marriage. Charlie shifted in his sleep, opened his eyes, looked at me and, without preamble, said, “You have to forgive yourself for killing that boy.” . . . “For your own sake but for mine, too,” he was saying, and his voice was hoarse from sleep yet also certain and insistent. “If you don’t forgive yourself, you’re making that accident too important, you’re making him too important.” Charlie paused. “And I want to be the love of your life.


Curtis Sittenfeld


#forgiveness

Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's real rebellion.


Alice Cooper


#christianity #rebel #rock-music #music






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