#alibi

People always ask me, "Where were you when Kennedy was shot?" Well, I don't have an alibi. ↗

— Emo Philips

#always #ask #i #kennedy #me

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance. ↗

— Will Rogers

#i #ignorance #just #know #papers

If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.
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— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

#crazy #desire #funny #humor #husband

Witnesses in my dream can place me in my bed, asleep, at the time of the murder. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#dream #funny #murder #dreams

The way I was brought up ‘he needed killing’ is an airtight alibi. ↗

— Lisa Kleypas

#blue-eyed-devil #family #killing #lisa-kleypas #family

I didn't have a heart until I meet you. That smile is killin me too. I can't look away. Can I always stay? I can't look away. I need to stay. I didn't have a heart until I meet you. ↗

— Jenni James

#jenni-james #love #lyrics #northanger-alibi #tony-russo

I'm sure you could have. Fending off unwanted male attention is a skill every attractive woman must acquire. But you're also a lady who was reluctant to cause a scene.. (Hammond Cross) ↗

— Sandra Brown

#sandra-brown #the-alibi #women #love

The welfare of the people in particular has always been the alibi of tyrants. ↗

— Albert Camus

#always #been #particular #people #tyrants

Except for cases that clearly involve a homicidal maniac, the police like to believe murders are committed by those we know and love, and most of the time they're right - a chilling thought when you sit down to dinner with a family of five. All those potential killers passing their plates. ↗

— Sue Grafton

#chilling #dinner #family #murder #family

'Home Alone' was a movie, not an alibi. ↗

— Jerry Orbach

#alibi #alone #home #movie