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Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.


Sammy Davis, Jr.


#gives #infinite #patience #stupidity #you

Drugs and alcohol can be so destructive.


Kyan Douglas


#destructive

We'd boil this whisky because we thought that would make it stronger. So we thought we were getting drunk, but in fact there'd be no alcohol left in it.


Neneh Cherry


#because #boil #drunk #fact #getting

Drinking is something people do; it's not what you are. But when it becomes what you are, you need to think about becoming something else.


Tim Cowlishaw


#alcoholism-addiction-recovery #help-self #inspirational-success-failure #inspirational

Fill with mingled cream and amber, I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chamber of my brain — Quaintest thoughts — queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; What care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today.


Edgar Allan Poe


#drinking #life

There is no night life in Spain. They stay up late but they get up late. That is not night life. That is delaying the day. Night life is when you get up with a hangover in the morning. Night life is when everybody says what the hell and you do not remember who paid the bill. Night life goes round and round and you look at the wall to make it stop. Night life comes out of a bottle and goes into a jar. If you think how much are the drinks it is not night life.


Ernest Hemingway


#bars #drinking #night-life #nightlife #life

The first miracle Jesus performed was instant winemaking. No wonder people loved Him! He probably received a bunch of wedding invitations after that one.


Dillon Burroughs


#jesus #spirituality #wine #love

I’m such an alcoholic that I go to church just for communion.


Jarod Kintz


#church #funny #humor #religion #funny

I automatically assume people won't like me, so I don't talk to them unless they approach me first. I can't become a part of a crowd because I can't get past that feeling that I don't belong.


Stephanie Kuehnert


#drugs #sex #teens #teen

That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.


Charles Bukowski


#women






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