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Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.


Raymond Chandler


#alcohol #clothes #first #first kiss #girl

Man seeks to escape himself in myth, and does so by any means at his disposal. Drugs, alcohol, or lies. Unable to withdraw into himself, he disguises himself. Lies and inaccuracy give him a few moments of comfort.


Jean Cocteau


#any #comfort #disguises #disposal #does

There's sometimes a weird benefit to having an alcoholic, violent father. He really motivated me in that I never wanted to be anything like him.


Dean Koontz


#alcoholic #anything #benefit #father #having

If I go out to dinner with you and you order wine, I leave. I won't be around drugs and alcohol at all.


Penn Jillette


#around #dinner #go #i #leave

And then you have the responsibility and the duty of being good examples to youngsters, not smoke, training hard, go to bed early, don't drink alcohol, don't take drugs, it's very important to have a policy for educating against doping.


Alberto Juantorena


#alcohol #bed #being #doping #drink

Alcohol makes other people less tedious, and food less bland, and can help provide what the Greeks called entheos, or the slight buzz of inspiration when reading or writing. The only worthwhile miracle in the New Testament—the transmutation of water into wine during the wedding at Cana—is a tribute to the persistence of Hellenism in an otherwise austere Judaea. The same applies to the seder at Passover, which is obviously modeled on the Platonic symposium: questions are asked (especially of the young) while wine is circulated. No better form of sodality has ever been devised: at Oxford one was positively expected to take wine during tutorials. The tongue must be untied. It's not a coincidence that Omar Khayyam, rebuking and ridiculing the stone-faced Iranian mullahs of his time, pointed to the value of the grape as a mockery of their joyless and sterile regime. Visiting today's Iran, I was delighted to find that citizens made a point of defying the clerical ban on booze, keeping it in their homes for visitors even if they didn't particularly take to it themselves, and bootlegging it with great brio and ingenuity. These small revolutions affirm the human.


Christopher Hitchens


#ancient-greeks #atheism #boredom #brotherhood #cana

Not only did God deliver me from the bondage of alcoholism, he also blessed my family financially because of my commitment to honor what he had done for me and for not doing what I believed could possibly be destructive to others.


Richard Kiel


#also #because #believed #blessed #bondage

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.


Hunter S. Thompson


#alcohol #always #anyone #hate #i

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.


Dylan Thomas


#drinks #like #much #someone #who

My bootlegger used up all the whiskey when he went on that drive, but I drank his gasoline before he left. I really should have checked his tank before chugging that bottle.


Benson Bruno


#funny #humor #funny






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