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To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems


Matt Groening


#drinking #homer #humor #humor

I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out and evaporate. Scotch on the rocks, anyone?



Jarod Kintz


#body #death #drink #drinking #evaporate

What is this thing you call substance abuse? All I wanna do is forget and get loose. Drinking and smoking over and over What's so great about a life that's sober? There's nothing cool about being young When the monsters of night have stolen the sun. I'm tired of searching for words in the sky. All I wanna do is drink and die. Nothing is real. It's all a big lie. All I wanna do is drink and die. There's nothing cool about being young When the monsters of night have stolen the sun.


Benjamin Alire Sáenz


#creative #death #die #drinking #monster

There has never been a 'war on drugs'! In our history we can only see an ongoing conflict amongst various drug users – and producers. In ancient Mexico the use of alcohol was punishable by death, while the ritualistic use of mescaline was highly worshipped. In 17th century Russia, tobacco smokers were threatened with mutilation or decapitation, alcohol was legal. In Prussia, coffee drinking was prohibited to the lower classes, the use of tobacco and alcohol was legal.


Sebastian Marincolo


#caffeine #coffee #drug-user #drugs #legalization

Spurred by Amy’s death I’ve tried to salvage unwilling victims from the mayhem of the internal storm and am always, always just pulled inside myself.


Russell Brand


#amy-winehouse #drug-addiction #recovery #death

I can hear myself whining again 'Why does God torture me?' - But anybody who's never had a delirium tremens even in their early stages may not understand that it's not so much a physical pain but a mental anguish indescribable to those ignorant people who don't drink and accuse drinkers of irresponsibility - The mental anguish is so intense that you feel you have betrayed your very birth, the efforts nay the birth pangs of your mother when she bore you and delivered you to the world, you've betrayed every effort your father ever made to feed you and raise you and make you strong and my God even 'educate' you for life, you feel a guilt so deep you identify yourself with the devil and God seems far away abandoning you to your sick silliness - You feel sick in the greatest sense of the world, breathing without believing it, sicksicksick, your soul groans, you look at your helpless hands as tho they were on fire and you can't move to help, you look at the world with dead eyes, there's on your face an expression of incalculable repining like a constipated angel on a cloud - In fact it's actually a cancerous look you throw on the world, through browngray wool fuds over your eyes - Your tongue is white and disgusting, your teeth are stained, your hair seems to have dried out overnight, there are huge mucks in the corners of your eyes, greases on your nose, froth at the sides of your moth: in short that very disgusting and well-known hideousness everybody knows who's walked past a city street drunk in the Boweries of the world


Jack Kerouac


#education

Karl Marx: "Religion is the opiate of the masses." Carrie Fisher: "I did masses of opiates religiously.


Carrie Fisher


#addiction #alcoholism #celebrities #dysfunctional-families #fiction

Liver failure is the easiest way to say 'no' to alcohol.


Bauvard


#funny #humor #funny

So what are you planning to do with the rest of your life? Develop a drinking problem. More Scotch, please.


Daniel Silva


#funny #funny

I live on shameless flattery...and vodka...but the two usually go hand in hand.


Vicktor Alexander


#flattery #funny #funny






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