#al gore

If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check. ↗

— Dan Quayle

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Al Gore may think Medicare is at a crossroads, but his plan puts it on a highway to bankruptcy. ↗

— Dan Bartlett

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In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in twelve years, we'll be voting for plants. ↗

— Lewis Black

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Now we have reason to be grateful once again that Al Gore is not the man in the White House, and never will be. ↗

— William Bennett

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Al Gore clearly has the vision... it's a much better vision than that of George W. Bush. ↗

— Bill Bradley

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I've never really worked on them. Just once in a while one hits me and makes me laugh. My Al Gore was sort of like a gay Gomer Pyle. ↗

— Dana Carvey

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It's almost like he's started to sound even more exotic the more people started doing him. I don't know why, but there's just something about Al Gore that makes me laugh. ↗

— Dana Carvey

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One of the most surreal moments in this election was after the third debate, when I heard a talking head say, Al Gore won on substance, on the issues. But you have to give the victory to Bush because he seems presidential. ↗

— Bradley Whitford

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Al Gore is an heir to the old czars and commissars. He never saw a regulation he didn't like. ↗

— Sam Wyly

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I think Al Gore has done a great service in making global warming cool. He's basically taken it from a nerdy, almost ignored issue to making it what it is - namely, a problem. ↗

— Bjorn Lomborg

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