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Sometimes I think of rebuilding my friendship with old friends, but at the same time, there's a reason why we fell off. Shit happens, but Life's good


Manasa Rao


#friendship #friendship

[Thou] mad mustachio purple-hued maltworms!


William Shakespeare


#henry-iv #shakespeare #funny

I just recently figured out how mirrors work. Pretty cool. That guy always hungrily staring at my naked body was me!


Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #lust #mirrors #naked

Absence makes the heart grow fonder, until it stops beating. Getting ripped out of the chest tends to have that effect.


Bauvard


#heartbreak #humor #love #funny

There had to be a circle of Hell where you were eternally fourteen, eternally in junior high. One of the lower circles.


Laurell K. Hamilton


#funny #funny

You can't kill us all, human.' He was right. I raised the machine gun a little. 'True, but who's going to be first in line?


Laurell K. Hamilton


#bad-ass #funny #funny

Remember when we made love in the rain? You asked me to bring protection, and I brought a windshield wiper. That was my first time. I had never driven in the rain before that. I didn’t even own a car. I was saving up money and buying car parts one at a time until I had the whole thing. I didn’t even have a windshield yet, just the wiper. That was the first thing I bought. I was so proud of myself. Rain or shine, I carried that wiper with me everywhere I went. Though it works in a car, it doesn’t really work as well as an umbrella when you’re swinging it above your head in a sudden downpour.


Jarod Kintz


#make-love #rain #funny

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.


Robert Orben


#cereal #chocolate #funny #humor #old

He balled his hand into a fist. "You are such a bitch." "Woof, woof," I said.


Laurell K. Hamilton


#funny #laurell-k-hamilton #richard #funny

Life is funny like that, making us pay for the same stupid mistakes even after we've learned from them thoroughly.


R.K. Lilley


#mistake #funny