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I don't want any vegetables, thank you. I paid for the cow to eat them for me.


Doug Coupland


#cow #eat #i #me #paid

Before breaking into music, I had various jobs: forklift driver, driving a courier. But I was forced into working rather than doing it off my own bat because that was my dad's way: you got a job and paid your way.


Gary Numan


#because #before #breaking #dad #doing

When I'm up on stage, I don't think about anything except the song I'm singing. Anyway, the majority of my audience is female, and I can't think that many of them want to see me a French maid outfit somehow!


Louise Nurding


#anything #anyway #audience #except #female

I believe that anyone can cook a great meal. Basically all you need to do is get your hands on some fresh ingredients and not be afraid to make a mess in the kitchen.


Nadia Giosia


#anyone #basically #believe #cook #fresh

Tom Cruise's attorney said he is going to sue anyone who claims he is gay. In a related story, Ricky Martin's attorney has been hospitalized for exhaustion.


Conan O'Brien


#attorney #been #claims #cruise #exhaustion

CBS news anchor Dan Rather has interviewed Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein. When asked what it was like to talk to a crazy man, Saddam said, 'It's not so bad.'


Conan O'Brien


#asked #bad #cbs #cbs news #crazy

In a prime-time address, President Bush said he backed limited federal funding for stem cell research. That's right, the President said, this is a quote, the research could help cure brain diseases like Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, and whatever it is I have.


Conan O'Brien


#alzheimer #backed #brain #bush #cell

John Travolta said he sometimes lets his friends take control of his airplane even though they don't know what they're doing. Then Travolta said he often does the same thing with his career.


Conan O'Brien


#career #control #does #doing #even

Several hard-core Star Wars fans who had tickets for the first showing actually said that when the movie finally began, they started crying. Mainly because they realized that it's 22 years later, and they still haven't lost their virginity.


Conan O'Brien


#because #began #crying #fans #finally

The Canadian government continues to say they will not help us if we go to war with Iraq. However, the prime minister of Canada said he'd like to help, but he's pretty sure that last time he checked, Canada had no army.


Conan O'Brien


#canada #canadian #checked #continues #go






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