#agu

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. ↗

— Abe Lemons

#doctor #finish #finish last #idiot #last

The only guaranteed way to make something not very funny is to make it vague. ↗

— Thomas Lennon

#guaranteed #make #only #something #vague

Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, because they say fans fight over them and they get hurt. In fact, the Florida Marlins said that's why they never hit any home runs. It's a safety issue. ↗

— Jay Leno

#asked #baseball #because #during #fact

I would wish for any one of my colleagues to have the experience of working with Martin Scorsese once in their lifetime. ↗

— Daniel Day-Lewis

#colleagues #experience #i #lifetime #martin

I think around the league, I'm getting more respect. And that's great. ↗

— Reggie Lewis

#getting #great #i #i think #league

If I don't make the team out of spring training, I'll keep a good attitude. I'll just go polish up the parts of my game that made me not stay in the big leagues. ↗

— Cory Lidle

#big #big leagues #game #go #good

I listen to all kinds of music - new music, old music, music of my colleagues, everything. ↗

— Gyorgy Ligeti

#everything #i #kinds #listen #music

Wouldn't it be great if our national news media had standards as high as the National Football League's? ↗

— Rush Limbaugh

#great #had #high #league #media

With all the media attention, all the love from the fans, I felt I needed to prove myself. Prove that I'm not a marketing tool, I'm not a ploy to improve attendance. Prove I can play in this league. But I've surrendered that to God. I'm not in a battle with what everybody else thinks anymore. ↗

— Jeremy Lin

#attendance #attention #battle #else #everybody

It is pretty amazing. My parents, who came from Nicaragua to the U.S. - who would have thought that they would have American kids on the Olympic team? I think that's the epitome of the Olympic dream. ↗

— Diana Lopez

#american #american kids #came #dream #epitome