#advice

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend. ↗

— Amy Sedaris

#affairs #dating #jewelry #life #love

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else ↗

— Mae West

#dating

Maybe you should call him,' Simon suggested, trying not to think too hard about how weird it was to be giving a demon hunter advice about possibly dating a warlock. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#simon-lewis #dating

They're playing groupie, so I'm playing rock star. ↗

— Erik Von Markovik

#dating

Don't expect to sit next to the moon unless you are a star! ↗

— Kevin Darné

#dating

My brother threw up his hands. "What does a woman need to do, Harry? Rip her clothes off, throw herself on top of you, and shimmy while screaming, 'Do me, baby!'?" he shook his head. "Sometimes you're a frigging idiot. ↗

— Jim Butcher

#subtle-hints #dating

If you only attract Mr. Wrong or Ms. Crazy, evaluate the common thread in this diversity of people: YOU! ↗

— Valerie J. Lewis Coleman

#dating-advice #humor #inspirational #men #relationships

Relationships are not additive, but multiplicative because you connect with his/her childhood experiences, past relationships, thoughts on money and more. ↗

— Valerie J. Lewis Coleman

#dating #humor #inspirational #marriage #relationships-advice

It hurts when you lose a friend to death, it hurts even more when you lose a friend still living. ↗

— C.J. Tulli

#death

It's a thrill to fulfill your own childhood dreams, but as you get older, you may find that enabling the dreams of others is even more fun. ↗

— Randy Pausch

#childhood-dream #life-lessons #dreams