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Where's Magnus?" he said. AS he looked toward the kitchen, Clary saw a bruise on his jaw, below his ear, about the size of a thumbprint. "Alec!" Magnus came skidding into the living room and blew a kiss to his boyfriend across the room. Having discarded his slippers, he was barefoot now. His cat's eyes shone as he looked at Alec.


Cassandra Clare


#alec #awww #magnus-bane #malec #magnus-bane

Ichigo: You got that? Huh?! I'm the rescuer, so you just SHUT UP!! Rukia: Wha--wha'd you say? A rescuer isn't supposed to ignore the rescuee! Ichigo: Yeah? And what kind of rescuee complains about the rescue!? Why don't you go sit in a corner and tremble in fear and cry out "Save me! Save me!" like you're supposed to?! Rukia: I do not need saving, and I do NOT tremble!


Tite Kubo


#bleach #humor #ichiruki #humor

Just shut up and talk. - Shella


Krista Alasti


#fantasy #funny #krista-alasti #shifters #taming-shadows

It is a known fact that pain and pleasure are the two most basic elements of life. But the secret is to simplify that fact.


Bauvard


#humor #life #pain #pleasure #sadomasochism

Pops added,"you know, they say if you don't vote, you get the government you deserve." "And if you do, you never get the results you expected," (Katherine) replied.


E.A. Bucchianeri


#disappointments #election #elections #false-hope #funny

I can be a gentleman off and on. When the urge hits me. - Tran


Krista Alasti


#fantasy #funny #krista-alasti #shifters #taming-shadows

Don’t be hating on my peacock. It’s just not right. - Kye


Krista Alasti


#fantasy #funny #krista-alasti #shifters #taming-shadows

Why would Dad call you? I mean, you have to admit that he would have been better off calling the local prison and asking them to send out one of the convicted killers to come find me. - Shella


Krista Alasti


#fantasy #funny #krista-alasti #shifters #taming-shadows

I’m sure all of that’s true. Especially the anal bit--Marshall’s always been an ass--but I don’t see how this is relevant, unless of course I’m mistaken, and you really are comparing me to a crumb that needs sweeping. - Shella


Krista Alasti


#fantasy #funny #krista-alasti #shifters #taming-shadows

Nobody comes here anymore, its too crowded


Yogi Berra


#paradox #popularity #trends #humor






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