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#accidents

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #accidents




And off we go, out onto the highway looking for a little fun. Perhaps a flatbed truck loaded with human cadavers will explode in front of a Star Trek reunion. One can only dream and hope.


George Carlin


#funny-accidents #humor #star-trek #dreams

Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.


Dave Barry


#contributing #factor #falling #gravity #involving

We protect aspirin bottles in this country better than we protect guns from accidents by children.


Gloria Estefan


#aspirin #better #bottles #children #country

I have deposited some of my journals here for fear of accidents.


William John Wills


#deposited #fear #here #i #journals

The accidental causes of science are only accidents relatively to the intelligence of a man.


Chauncey Wright


#accidents #causes #intelligence #man #only

We are glorious accidents of an unpredictable process with no drive to complexity, not the expected results of evolutionary principles that yearn to produce a creature capable of understanding the mode of its own necessary construction.


Stephen Jay Gould


#capable #complexity #construction #creature #drive

Since our complex societies are highly susceptible to interferences and accidents, they certainly offer ideal opportunities for a prompt disruption of normal activities.


Jurgen Habermas


#activities #certainly #complex #disruption #highly

There are too many accidents that can befall life on a single planet.


Stephen Hawking


#befall #life #many #planet #single

In live action movies, you just hope that everything works. Because the actor may had a bad morning and doesn't play good, or accidents happen continuously. Many things contradict what you are trying to say. But in cartoons, nothing contradict what you want to say.


John Hench


#action #action movies #actor #bad #because

The beef industry has contributed to more American deaths than all the wars of this century, all natural disasters, and all automobile accidents combined.


Neal Barnard


#accidents #american #automobile #beef #century






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