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Love is tender, like the pot roast I’m keeping warm in my shoes.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #love #age

Is my paranoia getting completely out of hand, or are you mongoloids really talking about me?


John Kennedy Toole


#ass #attitude #contempt #curmudgeon #hilarious

When I’m 42, I’ll have 21 years of experience being 21. I’ll be doubly prepared to handle myself in a bar, most likely by avoiding them altogether. 



Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #funny #humor #odd #strange

Thus the creation, which seems an arbitrary act, supposes laws as invariable as those of the fatality of the Atheists. It would be absurd to say that the Creator might govern the world without those rules, since without them it could not subsist.


Charles de Secondat


#act #arbitrary #atheists #could #creation

My mother was the concert master of the symphony. Absurdity and eccentricity were not criticized.


Martin Short


#concert #criticized #eccentricity #master #mother

When I sing, it sounds like I’m gargling spaghetti. Is it any wonder that women lust after me and mail me their panties? (Mail to: Jarod Kintz/12358 Fibonacci Way/Jacksonville, Fl 32258)



Jarod Kintz


#food #lust #mail #music #naughty

Love is a winding mountainous road. Do you have an extra unicycle and handlebar mustache I can borrow?



Jarod Kintz


#humor #love #mountains #mustache #mustaches

My love may be invisible, but that doesn’t mean you can’t taste it. (It tastes like a sonic boom, only not as bitter).



Jarod Kintz


#bitter #invisible #love #nonsense #sonic-boom

My brother was a great swimmer. He was as fast as a shark. Well, almost. It beat him by a half a leg's length, right below the knee.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #shark #funny

it can't be wrong, if it feels so wrong


Josh Stern


#humor #wrong #funny