#absurd

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My brother was a great swimmer. He was as fast as a shark. Well, almost. It beat him by a half a leg's length, right below the knee.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #shark #funny

Orafoura paid me in pajamas, and I let him because the pajamas matched his plaid mustache.



Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #mustache #orafoura #pajamas

A brick and a blanket together create a blick. That’s it. That’s all I got.


Amy Summers


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

My point of view is, I'm just a person, and there are times when I look at other people and think, 'My God, they spend so much time thinking about things that seem so absurd.' But I'm sure people must think the same thing about me.


Ian MacKaye


#absurd #god #i #just #look

Only she who attempts the absurd can achieve the impossible.


Robin Morgan


#achieve #attempts #impossible #only #she

I once made love to a taco shell stuffed with rancid meat and watery tomato bits. It was the best sex I’ve ever served to an unsuspecting customer. 



Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #customer #dining #food #funny

A refuge is supposed to prevent what? The genes from flowing out of sight? This refuge idea won't stop insects from moving across boundaries. That's absurd.


Jeremy Rifkin


#across #boundaries #flowing #genes #idea

When I’m 42, I’ll have 21 years of experience being 21. I’ll be doubly prepared to handle myself in a bar, most likely by avoiding them altogether. 



Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #funny #humor #odd #strange

And if that's what the American people want, then that's what the policy should be, of course. But the idea that anything in the United States is too sensitive to discuss or too dangerous to discuss is really, I think, absurd.


Michael Scheuer


#american #american people #anything #course #dangerous

That which seems the height of absurdity in one generation often becomes the height of wisdom in another.


Adlai E. Stevenson


#another #becomes #generation #height #often