#absurd

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Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I have a doctor’s appointment.


Jarod Kintz


#doctor #funny #funny-quotes #humor #humor-quotes

The entrance into Jerusalem has all the elements of the theatre of the absurd: the poor king; truth comes riding on a donkey; symbolic actions - even parading without a permit!


David Kirk


#actions #comes #donkey #elements #entrance

I've been & am absurdly over-estimated. There are no supermen & I'm quite ordinary, & will say so whatever the artistic results. In that point I'm one of the few people who tell the truth about myself.


T. E. Lawrence


#absurdly #am #amp #artistic #been

You know you’re in love when you reach out to hold your woman’s hand, without remembering that her hands are full because you insisted she carry all the groceries out to the car.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #love #age

The nuclear arms race is like two sworn enemies standing waist deep in gasoline, one with three matches, the other with five.


Carl Sagan


#humor #reason #sagan #war #humor

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.


Steven Wright


#humor #humor

I can't go on, I'll go on.


Samuel Beckett


#drama #existentialism #fiction #humor #nihilism

To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone.



Jarod Kintz


#clone #funny #humor #love #age

Love isn't two matching unicycles. Love is a bicycle—and mine just got stolen.



Dark Jar Tin Zoo


#funny #humor #love #age

I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot.



Dark Jar Tin Zoo


#car #disabled #funny #handicapped #humor