#absurd

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Why, look at me. I've worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.


Groucho Marx


#state

I'm not a drinker, my body won't tolerate...eh...spirits, really. I had two martinis New Years Eve and I tried to hi-jack an elevator and fly it to Cuba.


Woody Allen


#spirit

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.


Steven Wright


#culture

Seeking what is true is not seeking what is desirable.


Albert Camus


#existentialism #honesty #seeking #truth #desire

A man devoid of hope and conscious of being so has ceased to belong to the future.


Albert Camus


#hope #hopelessness #suicide #consciousness

The moon is an orbital albino, and it gets tons of sunlight, so I propose Operation Sunscreen, where astronauts coat the surface of the moon with a protective layer of sunscreen. If you care about albinos and the environment, you’ll see this is a good idea. And hey, it’s a better use of taxpayer funds than bailing out private banks.



Jarod Kintz


#albino #bailout #moon #environment

Man stands face to face with the irrational. He feels within him his longing for happiness and for reason. The absurd is born of this confrontation between the human need and the unreasonable silence of the world.


Albert Camus


#myth

The words kept coming back to him, statement of a mystical truth and a palpable absurdity.


George Orwell


#mystical #truth #words #mysticism

Love knows no boundaries. I wish I would have known that before I hired a cartographer to map out my romantic territory. 



Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #boundaries #cartographer #funny #humor

The silence protrudes like an engorged stomach, while I ponder the thought of trying to sit on my own lap.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #ponder #surreal #thought