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Absurdity and anti—absurdity are the two poles of creative energy.


Karl Lagerfeld


#absurdity #anti-absurdity #art #bi #bipolar

Eating a plain bagel with no cream cheese is like eating the inner tube of a bicycle tire, and I’d rather ride my roller skates to work.


Jarod Kintz


#bagel #funny #funny

Agatha had her tubes tied and now she can’t get any toothpaste.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #funny

On savings: A dollar here, a dollar there. Over time, it adds up to two dollars.



Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #funny #humor #money #odd

If I could fly, life would be amazing. But paraplegic people say the same thing about walking, and I freaking hate walking. Somebody might ask me, “Hey, do you want to go for a walk?” and I’ll reply, “Nope. But I do want to have a seat on a chair with wheels and roll along with you.” So maybe flight isn’t so cool after all. Possibly birds get pissed off they have to fly everywhere. 



Jarod Kintz


#birds #flight #flying #walking #life

To maximize love, I try to emulate an omelet. And I’m not just saying that to sound romantic.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #love #age

Flying is simple. Hitting the ground is hard


Josh Stern


#flyinf #ground #hard #humor #simple

Imagine a society that subjects people to conditions that make them terribly unhappy then gives them the drugs to take away their unhappiness. Science fiction It is already happening to some extent in our own society. Instead of removing the conditions that make people depressed modern society gives them antidepressant drugs. In effect antidepressants are a means of modifying an individual's internal state in such a way as to enable him to tolerate social conditions that he would otherwise find intolerable.


Theodore Kaczynski


#depression #drugs #pharmaceuticals #psychiatry #psychology

My next breath may very well be in your lungs. Store it wisely, because my life depends on it.



Jarod Kintz


#breath #future #humor #life #lungs

We can regard our life as a uselessly disturbing episode in the blissful repose of nothingness.


Arthur Schopenhauer


#life #nothingness #life