#absurd

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If you’re going to hold a grudge, at least put on an oven mitt before you pick it up.



Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #funny #grudge #hold-a-grudge #humor

Well, this is an unfortunate part of the UN institution. It's the - the theater of the absurd. It doesn't only cast Israel as the villain; it often casts real villains in leading roles: Gadhafi's Libya chaired the UN Commission on Human Rights; Saddam's Iraq headed the UN Committee on Disarmament.


Benjamin Netanyahu


#cast #casts #commission #committee #disarmament

I know it sounds absurd, but 11 months old, I did my first commercial.


Hayden Panettiere


#commercial #did #first #i #know

I once made love to a taco shell stuffed with rancid meat and watery tomato bits. It was the best sex I’ve ever served to an unsuspecting customer. 



Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #customer #dining #food #funny

Despite all the lunacy of the last century, all the absurdity of war and genocide, we believe that humans being are rational and are made to seek the truth.


Timothy Radcliffe


#being #believe #century #despite #genocide

A refuge is supposed to prevent what? The genes from flowing out of sight? This refuge idea won't stop insects from moving across boundaries. That's absurd.


Jeremy Rifkin


#across #boundaries #flowing #genes #idea

The combination of landing the biggest interview of my career and having a drill in my back reminds me that God only gives us what we can handle and that it helps to have a good sense of humor when we run smack into the absurdity of life.


Robin Roberts


#back #biggest #career #combination #drill

It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.


Oscar Wilde


#bad #charming #divide #either #good

Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those who we cannot resemble.


Samuel Johnson


#almost #arises #cannot #conduct #imitation

Secretly we're all a little more absurd than we make ourselves out to be.


J. K. Rowling


#little #make #more #ourselves #out