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My first feeling about the paper and the attitude is that it is absurd.


Arthur Holly Compton


#absurd #attitude #feeling #first #paper

I was always ready to leave England for some absurd reason.


Claire Forlani


#always #england #i #leave #ready

Libraries keep the records on behalf of all humanity. the unique and the absurd, the wise and the fragments of stupidity.


Vartan Gregorian


#behalf #fragments #humanity #keep #libraries

When a person is determined to believe something, the very absurdity of the doctrine confirms them in their faith.


Junius


#believe #confirms #determined #doctrine #faith

If you were offered the chance to live your own life again, would you seize the opportunity? The only real philosophical answer is automatically self-contradictory: 'Only if I did not know that I was doing so.' To go through the entire experience once more would be banal and Sisyphean—even if it did build muscle—whereas to wish to be young again and to have the benefit of one's learned and acquired existence is not at all to wish for a repeat performance, or a Groundhog Day. And the mind ought to, but cannot, set some limits to wish-thinking. All right, same me but with more money, an even sturdier penis, slightly different parents, a briefer latency period… the thing is absurd. I seriously would like to know what it was to be a woman, but like blind Tiresias would also want the option of re-metamorphosing if I wished. How terrible it is that we have so many more desires than opportunities.


Christopher Hitchens


#conundrums #desire #groundhog-day #life #money

I’ll be 30 in March, and it feels just like yesterday that I thought tomorrow will soon be today.


Jarod Kintz


#birthday #funny #humor #funny

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Jarod Kintz


#armpits #bizarre #customer-satisfaction #customers #free

There will be others, many others. You’ll try desperately to digest a single word through the acronym-laden gibberish, while beginning to wonder what the point of all this is, and also why you didn’t feel that staple you just sent into your thigh. You usually do. You’ll wonder what your company even does. After six years, you have no idea what an information system is, do you? Maybe you should ask. Maybe that’s how this ends. You’ll imagine how poetic it would be to simply unmute yourself and say, “Sorry to interrupt, guys, but what’s an information system?” Still, your mind will drift further, envisioning how much more tolerable this call would be if you could just slowly masturbate during it. So you do. You masturbate during it. And it’s beautiful. Masturbating, invisible within your three-walled fortress. Invisible… invisible… practically invisible.


Colin Nissan


#corporate-culture #funny #humor #masturbation #office

A cat purring on your lap while you sip hot tea, is there anything better? Oh, and you’re floating in a zero gravity environment.


Jarod Kintz


#cat #cats #funny #gravity #humor

My grandmother is dating a grandfather clock, and I’ve started wearing a wristwatch on my ankle. I also wear my love for Agatha like a raincoat, and I am jealous of every umbrella I see.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #love #dating






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