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Well they're pissed off and they're hungry. I was kind of busy trying not to get my brains eaten. They seemed pretty adamant about the brain-eating thing. Then they're going to IKEA, I guess


Christopher Moore


#chrisptopher-moore #humor #business

That´s the problem with planning a late night supper after the opera, not only does the hero or the heroine die singing, but you end up famished after the last notes of the finale.


E.A. Bucchianeri


#funny #humor #humorous #humour #life

The other day I tried to design a finish line, but I didn’t know where to start. So I just sat there and drank Gatorade. Ah, but that’s life, no?



Jarod Kintz


#design #finish #gatorade #life #sat

The past--the wild charge at the head of his men up San Juan Hill; the first years of his marriage when he worked late into the summer dusk down in the busy city for young Hildegarde whom he loved; the days before that when he sat smoking far into the night in the gloomy old Button house on Monroe Street with his grandfather-all these had faded like unsubstantial dreams from his mind as though they had never been. He did not remember.


F. Scott Fitzgerald


#life #business

Women, however, actually utilize their brains when dealing with men. I know, it’s absurd. When a woman looks at a man she sees who he is, who he was, and who he could be. When a man sees a woman, he doesn’t see who she is, he sees what she is: a talking pair of tits. (Men don’t like talking asses).


Jarod Kintz


#brain #men #women #men

The film business is absurd. Stars don't last very long. It's much more interesting to be a proper actor.


Tom Courtenay


#actor #business #film #film business #interesting

But we live in a modern world, you know, and, and also it does seem to me that if you - that whatever talents you have, it... I mean it may sound a bit absurd but I, I think it's your, absolutely your duty to resolve them, you know?


Tim Curry


#absurd #also #bit #does #duty

Autonomy was shopped to us. We looked at the price and thought it was absurdly high.


Larry Ellison


#autonomy #high #looked #price #thought

Theo named his son Theology. But his son changed it to The O to honor his dad, Orafoura.


Jarod Kintz


#honor #orafoura #theology #change

When I see a poor person I think of me, and then I think, maybe I should pay my clones for all the work they do for me. Then I think, nah, they’re only slaves. Through my clones, I am a slave to myself.



Jarod Kintz


#clones #funny #humor #poor #slaves






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