#absurd

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What does it mean to be the best? It means you have to be better than the number two guy. But what gratification is there in that? He's a loser—that’s why he's number two.


Jarod Kintz


#best #bizarre #competing #competition #competitor

I want to protect innocent people from sin by locking them in cages, where the evil can't get to them.


Jarod Kintz


#cages #evil #funny #illogical #innocence

I’ve often wondered why more science textbooks don’t tell teenagers that the only thing sharks like to eat more than fish, are dead prostitutes.


Jarod Kintz


#dead #fish #funny #humor #prostitutes

If you were to ask me the best time of day to fall in love, I'd say, "Now." But you'd also have to remember to factor in the fact that my watch is eleven minutes fast.


Jarod Kintz


#ask #fact #factor #fall-in-love #funny

In Britain, a cup of tea is the answer to every problem. Fallen off your bicycle? Nice cup of tea. Your house has been destroyed by a meteorite? Nice cup of tea and a biscuit. Your entire family has been eaten by a Tyrannosaurus Rex that has travelled through a space/time portal? Nice cup of tea and a piece of cake. Possibly a savoury option would be welcome here too, for example a Scotch egg or a sausage roll.


David Walliams


#britishness #cake #humour #tea #tyrannosaurus-rex

Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.


Oliver Goldsmith


#champion #defend #every

I think life without spirit is in the dark, it is absurd.


Ang Lee


#dark #i #i think #life #spirit

The last person to stand still and repeat himself was Walt Disney. He refused to repeat himself. So to think that he'd be making the same kind of film in the year 2001 that he made in 1941 is absurd.


Leonard Maltin


#disney #film #himself #kind #last

For centuries many of the world's distinguished philosophers have assaulted Christianity as being irrational, superstitious and absurd.


Josh McDowell


#assaulted #being #centuries #christianity #distinguished

I've been trying to start a garage band for over a decade now, but father won't move his car.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #music #funny