#absurd

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The Nile is famous for overflowing like my love. How fertile is your valley?


Jarod Kintz


#love #nile #silly #change

He had a new girl, and I told him she looked like Marilyn Monroe. He smiled because he thought I meant she was beautiful, and I smiled because I meant she looked like a corpse.



Jarod Kintz


#beautiful #beauty #bizarre #corpse #dating

If I could fly, I would soar all the way up to the window of a plane carrying a suitcase in my hand, then I’d motion toward the plane’s door and make an annoyed face at the terrified passengers. I have a feeling I would do this a lot.


Colin Nissan


#flying #funny #humor #funny

For a beverage, you asked for some “cherry-assed Kool Aid.” Okay, now you’re just adding “assed” in places where it doesn’t even make sense. Regardless, we will fulfill your request for Cherry Kool-Aid. However, Halle Berry will not be pouring it from her mouth into yours. For dessert, you asked for your mother’s homemade peach cobbler. It is highly unorthodox for someone other than the prison kitchen staff to prepare a final meal. Also, you killed her about eight years ago, remember? So you’ll have to settle for Hostess.


Colin Nissan


#funny #humor #last-meal #funny

Dave? This is John. Your pimp says bring the heroin shipment tonight, or he'll be forced to stick you. meet him where we buried the Korean whore. The one without the goatee." That was code. It meant "Come to my place as soon as you can, it's important.


David Wong


#funny #humor #random #funny

I’m older than myself. At least I will be, once my clone gets here.



Jarod Kintz


#age #bizarre #clones #funny #humor

Love is tender, like the pot roast I’m keeping warm in my shoes.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #love #age

Is my paranoia getting completely out of hand, or are you mongoloids really talking about me?


John Kennedy Toole


#ass #attitude #contempt #curmudgeon #hilarious

Whereas modern cynicism brought despair about the ability of the human species to realize laudable ideals, postmodern cynicism doesn't — not because it's optimistic, but because it can't take ideals seriously in the first place. The prevailing attitude is Absurdism. A postmodern magazine may be irreverent, but not bitterly irreverent, for it's not purposefully irreverent; its aim is indiscriminate, because everyone is equally ridiculous. And anyway, there's no moral basis for passing judgment. Just sit back and enjoy the show.


Robert Wright


#darwinism #evolution #morality #postmodernism #attitude

I rode my horse to the saloon, but it was out of business. The cowboy I spoke with said the bartender served the saloon’s last drink on March 5th, 1882. Guess I shouldn’t have taken so long to shower and get ready. Ah, but that’s life, no?



Jarod Kintz


#bartender #cowboy #life #saloon #shower