To paraphrase Jane Austen, it is a truth universally acknowledged that a married man in possession of a vast fortune must be in want of a newer, younger wife.

Bruce Feirstein is an American screenwriter and humorist best known for his contributions to the James Bond series and his best-selling humor books including Real Men Don't Eat Quiche and Nice Guys Sleep Alone. In 2008 Feirstein was named to the board of Overseers of Boston University. In 2004 Feirstein wrote the critically acclaimed Everything or Nothing for developer and publiBruce Feirsteinr Electronic Arts.

Real Men Don't Eat Quiche was on the New York Times best seller list for 53 weeks.