The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer.

Christopher Crosby "Chris" Farley (February 15 1964 – December 18 1997) was an American comedian and actor. After his premature death on December 18 1997 his final completed films Almost Heroes and Dirty Work were released posthumously. In the final years of his life Farley had sought treatment for obesity and drug abuse on seventeen separate occasions.

Farley was best known for his loud energetic comedy style and physical comedy and was a member of Chicago's Second City Theatre and cast member of the NBC sketch comedy show Saturday Night Live between 1990 and 1995. On August 26 2005 Farley was posthumously awarded the 2289th star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame which is located in front of iO West. Christopher Crosby "Chris" Farley (February 15 1964 – December 18 1997) was an American comedian and actor.