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    ...I blink back the threat of tears, swiped at my nose and narrowed my eyes. "Listen to me, you two bags of monkey shit, "I yelled. "I am not in a good mood. My car keeps stalling. The day before yesterday I threw up on Joe Morelli. I was called a fat cow by my ex-husband. And if that isn't enough...my hair is ORANGE! ORANGE, FOR CHRISSAKE! And now you have the gall to force yourself into my home and threaten my hamster. Well, you have gone too far. You have crossed the line!


    — Janet Evanovich

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    Both are from New Jersey both devour Cheetos both had owned a hamster and both have shared "similar embarrassing experiences. V. After someone suggested Janet Evanovich try writing romance novels Evanovich read several romances and discovered that Janet Evanovich enjoyed the genre.

    Janet Evanovich (born Janet Schneider; April 22 1943) is an American writer. The 19 novels in this series consistently top the New York Times and Amazon bestseller lists most recently with Notorious Nineteen.

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