The boys. The beef-witted featherbrained rattleskulled clod-pated dim-domed noodle-noggined sapheaded lunk-knobbed boys. How could anybody accuse her of stealing them? Why would anybody want them anyway?

Goldman also wrote The Silent Gondoliers under the Morgenstern pseudonym. You don't get many and you can't turn them down. He also continued the fictional details of his own life claiming that his psychiatrist wife had divorced him and his son had grown to have a son of his own.