That woman was sexy. . . . Out of your league? Son, let women figure out why they won't screw you. Don't do it for them.

As of November 2010 his Twitter feed had more than 1. The TV series was cancelled in May 2011 by CBS. He was also the co-writer and co-executive producer of a CBS television situation comedy series based on the book.

He was also the co-writer and co-executive producer of a CBS television situation comedy series based on the book. Justin Samuel Halpern (born September 3 1980) is the American author of the Twitter feed Shit My Dad Says and the best-selling book of the same name.