From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Subject: You, Me, Becca Arrington's House, Your Penis,
Etc.
Dear Mr. Worthington,
1.$200 in cash should be provided to each of the 12 people whose bikes your collegues destroyed via Chevy Tahoe. This shouldn't be a problem, given your magnificent wealth.
2.This graffiti situation in the girls' bathroom has to stop.
3.Water guns? With pee? Really? Grow up.
4.You should treat your fellow students with respect, particularly those less socially fortunate than you.
5.You should probably instruct members of your clan to behave in similarly considerate ways.
"I realize that it will be very difficult to accomplish some of these task. But then again, It will also be very difficult not to share the attached photograph with the world.
