The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.

If human beings had little red lights in the middle of their foreheads Carson would be the greatest conversationalist on Earth. ) These comedic missteps were an indication of Carnac's true prescient abilities. The movies always had unlikely casts and even less likely titles: "Slim Pickens Patti Page Duke Wayne and Charlton Heston in another classic Western: 'Kiss My Saddle Horn'!" Carson originally played the fast-talking huckster in his own voice (as Honest Bernie Schlock or Ralph Willie) and finally settled on a nasal high-pitched smarmy drone reminiscent of Jackie Gleason's "Reginald Van Gleason III" character.

John William "Johnny" Carson (October 23 1925 – January 23 2005) was an American television host and comedian known for thirty years as host of The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (1962–1992). Carson received six Emmy Awards the Governor's Award and a 1985 Peabody Award.