Then I had another one of my well-researched epiphanies. His constant use of Purell, his love of video games, his lack of friends, planet gazing, and flail-run.
“You’re a zombie,” I gasped.
“No. I’m not,” he said.
I went back to the vampire theory.
— Harvard Lampoon
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